Reeducation Camp for Liberal Millennials and Gen Z: Living Under A Republican Administration

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There's no "safe space" for you inside here. This is where you're going to face reality, and change for the better. In this great camp you liberal, politically correct, progressive, Millennials and Gen Zers will be presented with every major issue facing our society today, and be reeducated to think, act, and believe like a God-fearing, NRA card carrying, capitalist, conservative, Republican to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN. But, before you have a toddler's tantrum if this very thought disturbs you, which I (your camp drill sergeant) know it does, you can do the Sun Tzu thing - "Know your enemy." If you want to win back the White House, Congress, and most of the governor seats you have lost, then you better know how your enemy thinks, their strategy, and the tactics they use against you. Think of this camp as your "cause" for gathering intelligence. But, then again, you may just find yourself changing your mind about everything you had previously believed in when you're released from here, and walk out of these gates.

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