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Be the first in your Habitable Zone to take advantage of the available wonders in the world's first-ever Dystop-o-Mart Survivorium Maxi Catalog.
Need weaponized cuisine and fast-acting lava-resistant portable shelter? You bet! Originally an apocatourist destination known for its Fume Flume¿, Petting Zoo Hospice, and Louseatorium, Dystop-o-Mart also offers the consumer so much more. Why leave your hunger, defense, and home library to fate?
The 64-page, all-color catalog includes a wishlist of non-discontinued products that just might help you survive even the most exasperating days of radionuclidic and tectonic flareups.
Popular available* vendibles include:Perma Goatz¿
Lady Day Dish Scours
Lanternfly Egg Caviar
Home Surgery Kit with instructions
Plutoni-Yums
Foster Box
Convert-A-Build E-Z Pop-Up Parking Village Pods
*May be unavailable
Your style and survival demand it. Whatever your direst need, Dystop-o-Mart has something to sell you. SHOP NOW SHOP NOW SHOP NOW
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