Relations (Classic Reprint)

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Excerpt from RelationsFancy interior. Billies bachelor home. Couch with pillows down L.Table and two chairs, r.c. Sideboard up c.Piano, down R.D. R.to Billies room. D.L. and D.c. to garden. Enter Doris d.l. running, Doris (calls). Billie! Oh, Billie! I wonder where he can be. My! wont he be furious when I tell him I have been on the lake with Mr. Blakely. No, he wont, either. Hes so sure of me he wouldnt be jealous about anything. He will be some day, Ill make him. Mama says, Keep a man guessing. It wont hurt him and Mama should know, if anybody does. She and Papa never had a quarrel in the house since they have been married. Enter Billie d.c. Bill. No, theres more room out in the yard. Doris. Oh! Its you, is it? Bill. No, its me, was it. Doris. I suppose thats intended for a joke. Bill. Yes. Funny isnt it? Doris. Yes, very. See, Im laughing. (Sarcastically) Ha! Ha! Bill. Dont do it if it hurts you. Doris. Oh! You do make me so angry. Bill. Come, dear. We wont quarrel. We havent been married long enough for that, you know. Doris. Thats so, we are married. I had almost forgotten all about it. Bill. Forgot! Married six months and forgot. In a years time I suppose youll never know it happened. Doris. Tell the truth now, Billie, it does seem strange. Are you sure it was a real minister who married us? Bill. Well, he cost enough for the real article. I hope I didnt get stung. Doris. Please stop jesting and dont use slang.About the PublisherForgotten Books publishes hundreds of thousands of rare and classic books. Find more at www.forgottenbooks.comThis book is a reproduction of an important historical work. Forgotten Books uses state-of-the-art technology to digitally reconstruct the work, preserving the original format whilst repairing imperfections present in the aged copy. In rare cases, an imperfection in the original, such as a blemish or missing page, may be replicated in our edition. We do, however, repair the vast majority of imperfections successfully, any imperfections that remain are intentionally left to preserve the state of such historical works.