Rhymes and 'Toons: Funny Poems and Some Pictures to Go with Them

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Inside, you will 1. Laugh. 2. Build your vocabulary. 3. Exercise your short attention span. 4. Learn how to make fun of the French. This book has lots and lots of rhyming poems, perhaps more than any other single source. Many of the rhyming words in the English language are used. They are organized phonetically by how they sound and within that by number of syllables. Designed to be funny, each poem sketches a small humorous scenario. The tone is cynical but lighthearted. Use them as one-liners or to inspire creative thinking. Ideal for comics, poets, and song writers. Read one a day for a lifetime of amusement! A taste of what you will find inside: I pulled up my bootstrap, pulled down my earflap, and adjusted my jockstrap. What lay ahead was a death trap. One mishap, and I could fall and break my skullcap. The Argo carried cargo to Key Largo. Her captain Margo from Fargo was the first to break the embargo. After one hour on truth serum, he fi nally coughed up Godel's theorem. The kaiser forgot to pull down his visor and got soaked by the geyser. This made him a little wiser. Skateboarding is very rewarding until your friend shares your accident in a video recording.