Tricks of the Cash Register Trust (Classic Reprint)

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Excerpt from Tricks of the Cash Register Trust My object in writing, "Tricks of the Trust" Is told through pages which never will rust, The same was intended for all who may read, Especially for merchants who want to succeed. Thousands of new merchants who in business embark, Are the first to get stung by the National shark, Who tells wonderful things a register will do, But the fact of the matter a part is net true. And the millions which go annually to this concern, Is paid by the merchants who would like to learn, That thousands who failed might have been a success, Had they spent more for staples and registers less. With their competitors they should have played fair, But their testimony proves they just didn't care, Mr. Patterson and Deeds should have had more sense, Others might be excused which includes Mr. Wentz. From the Persians and Turks and Germans and Greeks, The cash from all nations the National seeks, The Americans and French and dollar loving Jew, Must all toe the mark when their notes fall due. And my friend Mr. Watson, a gentleman of good brain, From this bunch of guys should at once refrain, I am also surprised that my friend Mr. Snyder, Was caught in the trap of the Sherman spider. And there's Mr. Bippus and Thomas and Joe Rogers, too, All caught in the same trap with that Pittsburg Jen, Shame on the gentleman who writes the big checks, Who was caught with this bunch of national wrecks. And there is a number of others including Mr. Park, Who was caught with that Jew on a very high lark, And one of these gentlemen under a fictitious name, Took out a big hand in the competition game. But the millions for Nationals annually spent, Has a chance to be reduced to one copper cent, For that excellent reason and a well known fact, They were caught with the goods under the Sherman act. About the Publisher Forgotten Books publishes hundreds of thousands of rare and classic books. Find more at www.forgottenbooks.com This book is a reproduction of an important historical work. Forgotten Books uses state-of-the-art technology to digitally reconstruct the work, preserving the original format whilst repairing imperfections present in the aged copy. In rare cases, an imperfection in the original, such as a blemish or missing page, may be replicated in our edition. We do, however, repair the vast majority of imperfections successfully, any imperfections that remain are intentionally left to preserve the state of such historical works.